Hi. Are you about to send me Email?

STOP!

Please read the FAQ (frequently asked questions) first. My Email is at the bottom of the page.

1. U R so cute and hot! I am UR #1 fan...

I'm not Erik. I'm getting an insane amount of Email from people who think I am. I will not forward messages to him. If you want to talk to him, send him fanmail (see next point).

2. Where can I send snail mail to Erik?

Another big chunk of my Email asks where they can write Erik. The address can be found by clicking 'fanmail' on the menu to your left. Your odds are better of getting a reply if you include a self addressed stamped envelope with your letter.

3. Can you give me Erik's Email address?

Not only do I not have that information, but it's private as well.

4. Is Erik married?

No, and it's unconfirmed whether or not he's single.

5. Do you accept fanfic at ErikOnline?

No. If you're interested in getting your fanfic read, post it somewhere like The Lounge.

6. When are you going to update the episode guide/picture gallery?

When I feel like it.

7. You are SERIOUSLY my favorite actor!

Guess what? I'm still not Erik.

Did you read that whole thing? Do you realize I'm not Erik Palladino? Good. You may...

Email me.